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作者: lanman    时间: 2009-8-21 21:32
标题: fmylife.com .....
今天才发现的网站，fuck my life 刀抗母，里面都是些网友写得糗事，很好玩
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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank.My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Cokewhile my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it,Kathy!!" FML) f8 j6 ?: P; Q5 d/ R
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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend.I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month.FML
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* e6 K7 s& h, M& L. n" ZToday, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from.The woman stared at me for a while.Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago.FML
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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked.At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex.He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him.Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it.FML$ }( F; O6 f+ ^. g9 I4 D. T

4 v5 g" X: C. N$ K- OToday, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me.I was upset.One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML2 _7 U0 L2 L* m

8 ~- h( |4 L/ ~1 g3 Y  s# p/ KToday,I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago andslept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again.When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?".He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?".FML
作者: tjwrinsy    时间: 2009-8-21 21:35
报告首长~之前有人发过~并且附上了中文翻译
作者: 退壳挺    时间: 2009-8-21 21:37
那个谁又可以出来接待去火星的了…
作者: lanman    时间: 2009-8-21 21:46
日。。。。我去那边写一个，就写：0 `' s. D4 F$ |: O+ s* L
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today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,, Y) H$ k8 w8 }* s
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out in for a long time. but guess what? someone pointed out that mine is a re-post, and last time that guy even posted out the chinese translation. FML
作者: koni    时间: 2009-8-22 00:52
日。。。。我去那边写一个，就写：) X: p0 d  q2 Z! W$ _0 h4 k3 }
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today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,& @: y& Y8 C% [& I" a% p" K
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out  ...
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. Y- ~6 {$ {. Q. X, Y9 K快去写吧~我去猫扑等着看上面YY帝咋翻译你的...% }  Q6 x5 j- |- {8 }" z
灭哈哈~
作者: 冰雨零华    时间: 2009-8-22 02:27
……就写那个上去把...
作者: 退壳挺    时间: 2009-8-22 12:05
写吧写吧
作者: jarrod    时间: 2009-8-22 23:47
作者: ariesjericho    时间: 2009-8-28 09:35
此网站有个对应的中文翻译站，每天看看别人的糗事有益身心健康。, M% ^' f- E9 x) ]* s3 c
点这里



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